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We’re back! Our extended downtime was a product of a bad DNS server setup, laziness and getting hacked by Curt Schilling’s rabid fans.
Still not sorry about breaking up the no-hitter.
Anyway, happy to be back in service. Joe Theismann once again lives in fear.

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It is time.
We have identified the next target.
Longtime readers will remember our successful takedown of Joe Thiesmann. Now J-Bla and myself are turning our unholy powers, and our Baseball Cancer, upon Susyn Waldman. Herein, a list of her crimes:

When I Google Image Searched her name who was in the first page of the results but […]

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I remember a time before baseball. Indeed, from about age 8 until a few weeks ago, I was largey oblivious to it. I remembered teams and players from my baseball card days, but I was content to leave baseball alone and be left alone, right up until our own J-Bla added me to his fantasy […]

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Welcome, New Readers

We got picked up by SI long after we started neglecting our blog. We will now resume our regular schedule of complaining about sports.
First up, THIESMAN IS GONE!!!!!
I like to think we were somehow responsible for this, especially since we got picked up by SI, which you all know, since that’s where you’re all coming […]

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Dear ESPN,
As you’ve ignored my previous letters about the problems plaguing your announcing team, I’ve decided to take my grievances one step further by focusing directly on your chief issue: Joe Theismann. Rather than give you a general or philosophical reason why he’s a terrible announcer, I’ve instead opted go take the scientific route. For […]

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