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Just Manny Being Manny

Manny is suddenly being talkative and, surprise surprise, he wants to stay in Boston. Also, he discovered a self-help book and has turned his life around.
I will offer you even odds between “This is the season when he gets his shit together” and “This is the season when the voices in his head tell him […]

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Curt Schilling, notorious redneck and AH archenemy, may be going to Japan.
I look forward to the massive blowup when he emerges from the dugout draped in the American flag and starts screaming about Hiroshima.
Countdown to 38Pitches post with the headline: Japan. Why don’t they just speak goddamn English?

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So Schilling is coming ominously close to a no hitter as we speak. We take you live to this commentary from J-Bla and DoctorD (in the interest of full disclosure, Schilling is on the Doc’s fantasy team, going head to head with Joe Blanton, also on DoctorD’s Fantasy Team):
J-Bla: also
J-Bla: fuck you
J-Bla: Blanton’s throwing a […]

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Mo’s Blown Save

Bottom of the 8th. Coco Crisp just tripled down the line, and he represents the go-ahead run. Alex Cora is up, and the infield is playing in, trying to cut off the run at home. Rivera’s pitch jams Cora, who manages to fight it off and bloop it over Jeter’s head. The ball makes its […]

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Click here to listen to our sportscast of the Red Sox against the Mariners last Wednesday. This was a dry run of ours to see if it really was incredibly difficult to call a game. As it turns out, it’s really not. There’s a few dead spots, but in terms of parody, we pulled off […]

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