Pavano threw 91 pitches over five innings, 54 of them for strikes, survived hitting two batters and set down eight of the final 12 batters he faced.
He also killed 10,000 Wookiees.
If Carl Pavano winds up being the shot in the arm the Yanks needed, I’m done with baseball. I can’t take it.
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DoctorD: CARL PAVANO PITCHES TOMORROW
J-Bla: man, taht’s like the death star entering orbit around alderaan
DoctorD: True, in that the death star is prone to blowing up hilariously at critical moments
J-Bla: i think the only way this is fitting is if he’s perfect through 7 and then his shoulder explodes
DoctorD: THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL CARL PAVANO
DoctorD: Then […]