Detroit Tigers: One and eight sure is great!
Posted in Football on Apr 3rd, 2008
From Simmons’ latest mailbag:
Q: I just got back from San Diego and I was with both of my brothers at the Oceanside Harbor eating lunch. My oldest brother comes back to the table and tells us we each owe him $50. He saw Junior Seau at the bar and paid the cocktail waitress to […]
Posted in Football on Apr 2nd, 2008
Arizona QB Matt Leinart likes to have a bit of a drink.
Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt said Tuesday he was “disappointed” in Leinart after Internet photos surfaced of Leinart partying at his Chandler-area home over the weekend. One of the photos showed Leinart holding a beer bong while a woman drank from the other end.
I may […]
After we spent all of the 2008 season listening to how Tom Brady was a Leader of Men and The Perfect Teammate Destined For The Hall of Fame (this was, of course, before he was beaten by a functioning retard), you might say I was a bit gleeful when I found out that, yep, Tom […]
Posted in Clemens, Football, Misc, bullshit, butts on Mar 26th, 2008
We do like to occasionally throw out a bone to fans of not-soccer-football.
In the offseason, the NFL is committed to upholding its image as a serious organization devoted to upholding the integrity of the game. What epic problems face the NFL this offseason? Spygate? The reinstatement of Pacman Jones? The terrifying prospect that Eli […]
Posted in Football on Mar 14th, 2008
GREEN BAY, WI—The Green Bay Packers addressed questions concerning the current status, future plans, and whereabouts of recently retired quarterback Brett Favre by announcing Monday that they had sent him to the country to live on a beautiful farm with a very nice family.
Well, I feel so much better now.
Posted in Blogosphere, Football, Misc, Theismann on Mar 26th, 2007
We got picked up by SI long after we started neglecting our blog. We will now resume our regular schedule of complaining about sports.
First up, THIESMAN IS GONE!!!!!
I like to think we were somehow responsible for this, especially since we got picked up by SI, which you all know, since that’s where you’re all coming […]
Because he was such a bad boy, Daddy Bill left, and now mama’s boyfriend Wade just came into the picture. Wade likes to hit. A lot.
But seriously, I have to agree with the headline, this is the best the Cowboys could do? Wade Phillips is like the Tom Coughlin of the 80s, man!
Posted in Football, Misc, Television, lovie x on Feb 5th, 2007
Herein, we talk about sports…
Posted in Football, Manning, Misc, Television, lovie x on Feb 5th, 2007
And so the NFL season comes to a close, not with a bang, but with about 8 turnovers and a stumbling, bumbling Bears team. Highlights included:
-The Bears running a final, desperate scoring drive with no hustle in their hurry-up, and throwing 5 yard dink passes to the middle of the field with no timeouts.
-The Bears […]
Posted in Football on Jan 29th, 2007
The Giants just hired the former head coach of The Browns to make Eli better.
AND he’s worked with Coughlin before. And on this day, Big Blue wept. Thank God for the Yankees, man.