Detroit Tigers: One and eight sure is great!
Posted in Baseball, Clemens, Misc, butts, comedy on Apr 2nd, 2008
Just in case you missed the Yankees’ sale…
The guy that ratted out RAWJUH is selling his memorabilia, because he’s incredibly hurt that Clemens would sue him for defamation.
This whole article is comedy…
McNamee, who faces a defamation lawsuit from Clemens after testifying to Mitchell report investigators and Congress that he injected the seven-time Cy Young Award-winner […]
Jose Canseco, baseball’s “girlfriend who just won’t go away even though you broke up three years ago” continues cruising for a beatdown. This time, he’s not only accusing A-Rod of using steroids, he’s accusing A-Rod of making a pass at his wife. A-Rod declines to comment, of course.
While my position on steroid use is a […]
Posted in Clemens, Football, Misc, bullshit, butts on Mar 26th, 2008
We do like to occasionally throw out a bone to fans of not-soccer-football.
In the offseason, the NFL is committed to upholding its image as a serious organization devoted to upholding the integrity of the game. What epic problems face the NFL this offseason? Spygate? The reinstatement of Pacman Jones? The terrifying prospect that Eli […]
Posted in Baseball, Hilarious Injuries, Misc, butts on Mar 26th, 2008
Good news from the Brewers! J.J. “Ask Me About My Intestinal Parasite!” Hardy will probably be in the lineup on opening day, per this lovely blurb on Yahoo Sports:
Mar 26 Hardy (flu) went 1-for-5 in a minor league game on Tuesday, his first action since getting sick more than […]
Posted in Baseball, Hilarious Injuries, Injuries, baseball cancer, butts on Mar 24th, 2008
While J-Bla is making strong headway with the 2008 Baseball Cancer injuries, I’m proud to say that I think I am making a strong case for the 2008 Ghost Ride Da WHIP in terms of the best and funniest injury. Last year, I was on board the JJ Hardy train all year long, and though […]
Posted in Baseball, Fantasy, baseball cancer, butts, chipper jones, moneyball on Mar 12th, 2008
In which DoctorD reveals the most important of his fantasy draft rankings: #25-50
Posted in Announcing, Baseball, Site News, Theismann, Waldman, baseball cancer, butts, yankees on May 16th, 2007
It is time.
We have identified the next target.
Longtime readers will remember our successful takedown of Joe Thiesmann. Now J-Bla and myself are turning our unholy powers, and our Baseball Cancer, upon Susyn Waldman. Herein, a list of her crimes:
When I Google Image Searched her name who was in the first page of the results but […]
Posted in Baseball, Blogosphere, Fantasy, butts on Apr 9th, 2007
So J-Bla’s entire fantasy team is full of the walking wounded. Half his team is on the disabled list. Not only that, but I was listening to the Rockies-Dodgers today and the very INSTANT he switched over, Schmidt tweaked a hammy or something.
Coincidence? Oh, no, J-Bla tried to trade for him earlier today.
J-Bla dragged me into his fantasy baseball league. J-Bla is my dealer into the drug-world of sports. I will wind up going ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly and, having seen her ass, I’m entirely fine with that. Anyway, he spent most of last baseball season convincing me to enjoy baseball (where previously I’d been […]