That’s No Moon!
Aug 22nd, 2008 by DoctorD
DoctorD: CARL PAVANO PITCHES TOMORROW
J-Bla: man, taht’s like the death star entering orbit around alderaan
DoctorD: True, in that the death star is prone to blowing up hilariously at critical moments
J-Bla: i think the only way this is fitting is if he’s perfect through 7 and then his shoulder explodes
DoctorD: THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL CARL PAVANO
DoctorD: Then he has to throw a fastball into the stands and kill a thousand people
Also, on thinking about it, “operational” and “Carl Pavano” can be hilarious in any number of ways. That’s how we roll. Subtle.