Sean Avery Forsakes Elisha Cuthbert, Thinks He’s Spitzer, Chain Reaction Gives Habs Stanley Cup. Details Inside!
Mar 29th, 2008 by DrunkenMoose
New York Rangers winger Sean Avery has been found in the black book of a New York city madame. Avery has most notably dated Elisha Cuthbert (photo) and apparently to console himself, he has also frequented Maison de L’Amour. Ironically, it is Avery who is known for anti-French and all sorts of other insane comments and actions. He’s basically the most hated guy in hockey, but for all the hate, you could always say, “Yeah, but he was with Cuthbert!”
It’s almost refreshing to know that he pays $500 for hookers like everyone else.
The johning ways of Avery do not seem to have hurt the hockey fraternity in the eyes of Cuthbert, a notorious puck bunny. Since the split, the Montreal native has been linked with Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf and Montreal Canadiens defenseman Mike Komisarek.
For those keeping score at home, here is a flow chart:
