“Hentai Hideki” Matsui Gets Married
Mar 28th, 2008 by J-Bla
Hideki Matsui, famous around the Yankee clubhouse for his gigantic porn collection, got married earlier this week, and he also fleeced Derek Jeter and Bobby Abreu on a bet:
Matsui made the wager at the start of spring training about who would wed first, then flew to New York on his off day on Wednesday to get married.
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Since Matsui said he knew six months ago he was going to get married, he was able to pull a fast one on his teammates, who both said on Thursday they would pay off their losses immediately.
Man, talk about a dick move. It’s basically charging your friends for life-altering news. Rather than just going up to Jeter and Abreu and, I don’t know, inviting them to the service, Matsui opts instead to pay for the ceremony with Jeter’s endorsement money.
I think I’m going to start doing this. “Hey, Bob. Bet I can’t sleep with your wife within the next two weeks!”
“What? OK, asshole, you’re on!”
“Pay up, sucker!”
Anyway, to sum up: Matsui is a dick and likes porn.
P.S. I don’t know who Matsui’s wife is so I included a picture of Tiger Woods’ wife for your viewing pleasure.
On the other hand Jeter was the one who under the guise of taking him under his wing when he first came up taught him curse words to use while teaching him English. So… maybe it is payback time.