American Hooligans

So Schilling is coming ominously close to a no hitter as we speak. We take you live to this commentary from J-Bla and DoctorD (in the interest of full disclosure, Schilling is on the Doc’s fantasy team, going head to head with Joe Blanton, also on DoctorD’s Fantasy Team):

J-Bla: also
J-Bla: fuck you
J-Bla: Blanton’s throwing a 2-hitter and is gonna get the loss
J-Bla: and schilling is throwing a no-hitter
DoctorD: Goddamn it, you said it
J-Bla: that’s right, talking about the no-hitter during the game
DoctorD: Schilling has 0 walks
J-Bla: fuck you, curt
J-Bla: fuck you
DoctorD: How do you think I feel?
J-Bla: error, though
DoctorD: The Joe Blanton Appreciation Station is now getting clobbered by a ressurected Curt Schilling (like Jesus lol)
J-Bla: did i mention he’s throwing a no-hitter?
DoctorD: It’s Schilling
J-Bla: what i’m saying is no one has successfully made contact with the ball and reached base without an error this game
J-Bla: curt schilling is accomplishing that right now
DoctorD: It’s like finding out your girlfriend is doing it with another chick
DoctorD: Kinda hot
DoctorD: But then it turns out she’s one of those trucker lesbians
DoctorD: So you just feel kind of dirty